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War of the Foxes
The Secret History
Teaching My Mother How to Give Birth
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maedhrosrussandol:

ghostingrose:

glumshoe:

lady-lizbian:

glumshoe:

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

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I just have to reblog because it makes me laugh EVERY TIME

asteroidtroglodyte:

terezis:

terezis:

i haven’t watched a single episode of severance and while it does pique my curiosity at this point i think it’s way more interesting and funny to learn everything i know about it via tumblr osmosis

my beloved tumblr mutuals with great taste: oh my god… the innies… the outies

me, oblivious: wow what are they doing to those guyses bellybuttons

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Reblog to do psychic damage to Severance stans

thebaconsandwichofregret:

moniquill:

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She’s also publicly stated that she believes that anyone who reads her books or watches her shows and films does so because they explicitly agree with her political views.

There’s no “agree to disagree” with her work. Every time you pick up her work or talk about it you are saying to her “I agree with you Joanne” whether you like it or not.

seravph:

seravph:

Cannot stop thinking about Anne magill paintings. Maybe my new favorite painter. She just captures this ..,,,,,, dreamy feeling…,,, a certain tenderness….. a fleeting moment of contentedness….. like nothing else I’ve seen

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I’m going to scream

deathtokillian:

Seen someone say “I can’t die, I got graves to dance on that hasn’t been dug yet.” And honestly, that goes hard. We need to keep that energy.

xxfanenbyanonymousxx:

arrantknave:

binary-bird:

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

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some gems of insight from the reblogs (@aspiring-protagonist​ and @moderndayathena​):

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Weren’t you listening? He’s praying. GOES HARD AS FUCK

gayvampyr:

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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